Posted by mike on May 10th, 2009

Speaking of Mother’s Day … I think I heard most of these, growing up in the 60’s when sayings like these didn’t raise an eyebrow.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”

2. …

Posted by mike on April 1st, 2009

Long time readers of this site probably know my political leanings, but even I think this is taking things a bit too far:

funny money 1 apr 09

If you’re still confused, look at the date of this posting.

Tip of the hat to PSD and AF.

Posted by mike on October 31st, 2008

don't drink and fly

Posted by mike on September 23rd, 2008

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, his doctor struck up a conversation.

Eventually the topic got around to current affairs.

The old rancher said, “Well, ya know, let me tell you about the ‘Post Turtle’.”

The doctor said “What’s a ‘Post Turtle’ ?”

The old rancher said, “When you’re driving …

Posted by mike on September 22nd, 2008

Dear American:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist …

Posted by mike on July 30th, 2008

I came across this today and just had to share:

think about it

Yeah, it took me a few seconds …

(Later: I remembered where I found this: Stu Savory’s Blog.)

Posted by mike on July 16th, 2008

Too busy doing things that aren’t really bloggable, so it’s been pretty quiet around here lately. I have posted a couple of nice fireworks photos on my photo blog, luminosity:

http://www.allthepages.org/luminosity/2008/07/beautiful_fireworks.html

http://www.allthepages.org/luminosity/2008/07/fire_wheel.html

I still squeeze in some time for blog reading (via Google Reader, naturally), and that’s how I found this quick little …